Social Media Weekend
Posted from Sacramento, CA
Meghan Wood // I am a little OCD & a lot ADD...who isn't these days. I am a true work in progress. Each day brings a new lesson, whether I like it or not. I am grateful for them nonetheless. My family and friends come first. I'm on their side (right or wrong... which to me makes it the right side. And no...when I drink beer, I don't drink Dos Equis.
I am very much an Alpha... but I have learned when to share the light when I know I need to. I hate to clean but love a clean house...hehe...that might make me crazy. I love my dog, my cat and my John.....all under one roof. I don't know where I want to be in 10 years, but I know I am on the right track to something great. I need to learn to not stress so much and enjoy being in the moment. I could not do it without my most favorite people (my fam & friends...DUH). Maybe that is me in a nut shell, maybe not. I can certainly tell you one thing... I love being a spaz and that never gets old!
Come visit me!!! www.TheMeghanShow.com
Who am I???? Well.. here it is! Welcome world! My first vlog! This is it! The Meghan Show! Hold on... fasten those seat belts.. this the start of it all! NUMERO UNO! It can only get better from here... fingers crossed. LOL
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. Here is a little something someone sent me (Thank you Sam R.) that is indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
BUT!!!!!
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ASS KISSING will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Here we have the live segment from Good Day Sacramento! It was a party at 7:30am shooting this!!
(and...I have to just say...Thank you Sierra Friend (@sierrafriend) for blessing me with your ever so amazing gift of greatness! Daily I get new fun stuff from you! #TBFF FOR LIFE!!!)
We had a blast this morning shooting a live segment with the team from Channel 31 for the Good Day Sacramento show. Julissa and Cody were throwing it down like Bobby Flay and so much fun to start the morning off with! The SacTweetUp tonight at The Mix Downtown is going to be the best to date and I’m pumped. It really is making my day tick by slowly!!!!!!!
Every girl I guess needs not one but 2 bachelorette parties. Since my first one was on the east coast it was only fair that my west coast girl friends get to torture me just the same. Without going into all the details I’ll highlight a few of the classic (or should we say classy moments)
- I was giving an outfit to wear and when asked if it was my birthday or bachelorette party I gladly told everyone I was here for the local Sacramento tranny show. I was not even instructed to do that… I just thought it was funny! (and it was as each response was classic)
- We had to “older” gentleman dance together while yelling they were not gay. By far one of the weirdest moments.
- Receiving creative art work on lower back…waking up the next morning to John saying “what is that??? Meghan, what is that on your back? Did someone give you a tramp stamp?” Thank you Colleen for doing it in pen so John was able have a laugh this morning. It was hysterical since I did not remember it was there!
- Meghan Wood’s lessons on love…. PS.. My classes will start this winter if anyone would like to sign up! J
- And after it all I process to update my facebook status via my IPhone while at the Taco Bell drive thru. Really? I don’t even remember doing that. I found it odd coming in to work today with so many comments on my Facebook status. I could not figure out why until I logged into see I did a nice little drunk update! LOL! WOW. All I wrote was “Taco Bell and a veil” LMAO
It was a great night… I cannot say thank you enough to you girls!! Love you, love you, love you!!! I honestly have the bestest friends from coast to coast and am so lucky!! Yes… they did torture me… but it was worth it!
